In my most up-to-date Outdoors column, I prophesied that you simply quickly received’t be capable of restore your personal bicycle tire:

When it occurs, you’ll after all be capable of blame the bike trade, which all the time strives to make bike know-how “higher” by making it extra proprietary and fewer cross-compatible. Mockingly, you’ll additionally be capable of blame the individuals who need biking to be extra accessible, as a result of telling individuals they need to learn to repair a flat is now “elitist” or one thing:
I believe she and I basically agree that after you begin getting far sufficient away from residence base you need to know methods to repair a tire. I additionally totally acknowledge bike individuals may be unbearable–on the topic saddle top, or flat restore, or which unguent to make use of in your crotch, or just about something. I imply we’re proper up there with foodies and oenophiles, simply horrible, horrible, horrible individuals, I can’t stress that sufficient. Horrible!
Nonetheless, I do assume that amid the present mania for purging the biking world of all vestiges of elitism and gatekeeper conduct, we run the chance of throwing out the newborn with the bathwater, or the bearings with the solvent, or nevertheless you wish to take a look at it. Isn’t one of many largest issues with vehicles that we develop into reliant on them to the purpose of helplessness? Isn’t understanding the working of your bicycle finally empowering? Is there not even a fundamental stage of competence to which we should always aspire?

[Sheldon Brown Dot Com: Too Elitist for 2022.]
Don’t inform individuals they need to learn to repair flats, don’t say something unfavourable about e-bikes, simply give up to the iPhonification of biking and preserve your mouth shut. It received’t be lengthy earlier than it’s thought-about elitist to counsel that folks excited about taking over bicycling might wish to learn to stability on two wheels.
Talking of the present zeitgeist, Ultraromance and Crust are promoting an aluminum bike:
Looks as if a cool bike to me. Amusingly nevertheless, it appears to have elicited all kinds of hand-wringing on the Bikey Web, and as invariably occurs in each subculture the backlash to the backlash has formally arrived:

You’ve acquired handy it to the roadies–whether or not it’s the Fixie Children or the Extensive Bar Brigade or no matter different new arrivals try to problem the drop bar hegemony, the roadies simply preserve doing what they do and never giving a fuck. Defining your self in opposition to one thing could also be cool, however being the factor everybody’s all the time trying to outline themselves in opposition of is even cooler, and if tendencies are altering the roadies are passing too shortly to note.
As for me, I’m simply making an attempt to remain forward of the curve:

It’s aluminum and it has skinny tires, so I believe I’m coated.
Oh, by the best way, in order for you an unpainted aluminum bike to your mixed-terrain ramblings you don’t have to pay bespoke costs, the American M-16 I used to be using for awhile may be yours for a mere $990:

It’s only a handelbar change away from perfection.